So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
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Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
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FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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