She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
I'm sorry my penis didn't work
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
I believe in your delicious
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
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