Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
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