1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
Do plants get herpes?
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