We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
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there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
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What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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