My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
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Houston, we have a blender
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
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Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
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