This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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