I can't open my eyes
Lol why not?
Because I have fat ankles and I'm drunk
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
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I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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