Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
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