my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
im having a threesome with these popsicles
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Randomize
