I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
OPIZZABONMYDICK
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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