i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
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i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
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When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
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