Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
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12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
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No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
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