There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
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We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
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So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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