Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
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We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
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Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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