Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
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The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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