He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
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