kristin has been a bad kristin
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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