we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
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morning after pill = breakfast in bed
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
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I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
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