I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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