i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
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Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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