Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
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He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
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banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
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