I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
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my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
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walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
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