dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
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A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
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By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
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