ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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