Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
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