Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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