shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
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He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
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I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
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