Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
Shame - the story of my life.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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