i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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