: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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