Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
My vagina is very pro this idea
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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