never play flip cup with pint glasses
Acid is not a monday night drug
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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