it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
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