He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
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The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
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Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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