I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
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he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
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You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
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