Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
I had to cum in my sink.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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