There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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