Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
can u get pink eye on your cock?
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
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I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
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He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
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