It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
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