I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
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Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Hey, this is a mass text. I have a hospital bill from November, and I don't know from what. Did anyone bring me to the hospital on a drunken night that I don't remember...?
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That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
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