YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
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