just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
im holly from the hills drunk
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
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