She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
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I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
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There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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