Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
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I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
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There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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