i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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