He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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