haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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