well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
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