Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
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