i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
if only i could text you this smell
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
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