I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
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there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
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NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
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