Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
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