sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I understand Curling. That high.
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
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