sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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